"Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.”
— Robert Brault (via psych-facts)

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches
"Anyone who thinks fallen leaves are dead has never watched them dancing on a windy day.”
— Shira Tamir (via pagewoman)

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

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